The World of ToMMyGiRL

London, England News Ad:
Wanted: Temporary part-time libraries North-West inter-library loan business unit administration assistant.

As best we can figure out, they want a part time librarian temporarily.

Seems in the UK 70% of people prefer a grander job title over a pay raise. The applicants for this job will probably be working for free.

This is sure not enough space for job title when I need to fill form.

What is the world's longest name of a lake?

A short answer: Lake Webster, Massachusetts.

We know, you didn't come here for the short answer. Lake Webster as called by the Nipmucks has a much longer name, in fact a few so take your pick:

Chargogagogmanchargogagogcharbunagungamog
41 letters

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamogg
44 letters

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchabunagungamaugg
44 letters

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
45 letters

Finding this one out was a lot harder then we thought, but here is what we came up with:

At 21 letters we found this Gaelic surname:
MacGhilleseatheanaich

In 1996 Guinness listed this 17 letter surname as the longest English surname:
Featherstonehaugh

This is an easy one:

Title: Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D

Director: Lowell Mason
Year: 1991
Words in title: 41
Characters in title: 208 including spaces, 168 without

Notes: Basically this movie is a remake of 'Night of the Living Dead' with a new soundtrack added.

Who has the longest neck in the world?

A custom of the Padaung Tribe of Burma is for their women to elongate their necks by inserting more and more copper coils between their head and shoulders.

The longest extension on record is 40 cm. or 15 3/4" inches.

Yay, world record for Myanmar. I know they do really have long neck. I wonder how they sleep.

What is the world longest's paint title?

The world's longest painting title goes to a painting painted by Mody Thomas and the painting can be seen here.

In all the title contains 38 words, 308 characters, not counting spaces and if you wish to count the spaces then it paints in at an oily 345 characters.

So, without dragging this out any longer, here is the title:

So what was the longest jail sentence in the world?

Did they deserve it? You be the judge.

More: He was charged with 42,768 instances of failing to deliver letters. I think I know how we got the term 'Postal' now.

More: He was sentenced for murdering his wife, mother-in-law and a college student.

Even more: Nowadays he'd get a slap on the wrist and a 'don't do it again' lecture.

Why don't they just give him death sentence? Will he still be in jail even though he is ghost or something?

So what was the longest roller coaster in the world?

Notes: This roller coaster set 4 world records: Tallest, Longest, Fastest and Greatest Drop.

Worlds longest roller coaster - Steel Dragon

What is the world longest street's name?

We had a bit of a tough time finding out this record but here goes.

We actually found two streets with the what we believe to be the world's longest name:

• Bolderwood Arboretum Ornamental Drive is located in New Forest, Great Britain.

• Northeast Kentucky Industrial Parkway is located in, you guessed it, Kentucky.

Both street names contain 34 letters and 37 characters if you count spaces are are the longest street names in their respective countries.

Thanks to a correction we were sent the name of a street in Poland containing 65 letters or 72 characters counting spaces, the world's longest street name being:

What is the world's longest song title?

Swedish group Rednex are the proud owners of the world's longest song title.

At 52 words and 305 characters, (including spaces) here it is:

The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation

And here are the lyrics, just slightly longer than the title:

It's been a pretty long time, baby
But now, I'm back in town
It's time to leave your husband
Now you know that little clown

Last time we were seeing
Didn't you beg for more
It's OK with me as long
As you do it four on the floor

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover, but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand

I've missed the little North Pole
On the bottom of my twister
Here's the one-eyed-worm
Now you'll never be a sister

Well, it's time to leave now
You better walk her home
Don't forget you underwear
You look pretty stoned

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover, but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man

In 1987 Game Theory released their album, Lolita Nation, of which track #22 was titled:

All Clockwork and No Bodily Fluids Makes Hal a Dull Metal Humbert In Heaven Every Elephant Baby Wants to Be So Full of Sting Paul Simon in the Park with Canticle – But You Can't Pick Your Friends Vacuum Genesis DEFMACROS HOWSOMETH INGDOTIME SALENGTHS OMETHINGL ETBFOLLOW AAFTERNOO NGETPRESE NTMOMENTI FTHINGSWO NTALWAYSB ETHISWAYT BCACAUSEA BWASTEAFT ERNOONWHE NEQBMERET URNFROMSH OWLITTLEG REENPLACE 27

The world's longest television can be found at the Hong Kong Jockey Club.

The Diamond Vision display was built by the Mitsubishi Electric Corporation and measures 70.4 meters or 231 feet long and 8 meters or 26 feet high.

The world's longest TV is about as long as a 747.

World's Longest TV

So what exactly is the longest word in the world?

It all depends on your point of view, but here goes:

Officially the longest word is 'floccinaucinihilipilification' at 29 characters, meaning 'the act of estimating as worthless'.

Then there's 'antidisestablishmentarianism' at 28 letters, meaning 'opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England'. It is often considered the longest word as it has an actual meaning instead of being created just to be long.

Unofficially the longest word is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' at 45 characters, meaning 'a lung disease'. It was created solely for the purpose of being the longest word, however, it does appear in a few dictionaries.

The longest place name is that of a hill in New Zealand at 85 characters:

TAUMATAWHAKATANGIHANGAKOAUAUOTAMATEATURIPU
KAKAPIKIMAUNGAHORONUKUPOKAIWHENUAKITANATAHU

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Okay, okay, this is totally junk. This is just like I'm writing astjiogjujljdioeuioeuyjodijgldgj. But acutally, you can copy and paste that methion-something and find in google.

Some trivia about different long english words

• Longest word with all the vowels in order (23): Pancreaticoduodenostomy
  
  

• Longest words that can be reversed (8):
  stressed & desserts
  
  

• Word with the longest run of vowels (4):
  queuing
  
  

• Longest word with 180 degree symmetry (5):
  SWIMS
  
  

• Longest word in which all letters appear twice (16):
  Esophagographers
  
  

• Longest word that can be typed with the left hand (12):
  Stewardesses
  
  

• Longest word with only one vowel (9):
  strengths
  
  

• Longest word to alternate consonants and vowels (27):
  Honorificabilitudinitatibus
  
  

• Longest word with letters in alphabetical order (8):
  Aegilops
  
  

• Longest word without a repeating letter (15):
  uncopyrightable & dermatoglyphics
  
  

• Word with the longest run of consonants (6):
  latchstring
  
  

• Longest one-syllable word (9):
  screeched & strengths